Things Students Have Said When Unwittingly Smelling My Farts
"I think a rat died, Mr. Rice."
"There's something rotten in here."
"Oh, God! It's like a hundred farts mixed together!"
"Justin farted!" (insert any other child's name at different times)
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i can't bring myself to fart in class. i teach 4 hour long labs and when i have to go to the bathroom (because i do not want to run into one of my students in the bathroom) i either go up or down one floor.
also the farts get trapped inside lab coats and they hang around in there for a long time
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